Classics

Available as Slices or Whole Pies

Pizza of the Week

GABAGOOL
01/13/25 - 01/26/25

Youse guys can’t get enough of our Italian Sub pizza. Probably because Salami, Pepperoni, and Capicola, with Fresh Tomatoes and Red Onions on a Creamy Italian base is a KILLER combination.

Coming Soon…

THREE PEPS, ONE PIZZA
01/27/25 - 02/09/25

Something ALL NEW is coming! We’re taking three types of juicy, spicy, yummy pepperoni and dumping them on to our classic pizza for a meaty experience you’ve never imagined!

Cheese w/ Fresh Basil

Our Classic Cheese Pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh Basil leaves.

Plain-ass Pepperoni

Pepperoni, sprinkled
with Parmesan cheese.

Spicy-Ass pepperoni

Pepperoni and Banana Peppers,
with Sriracha Sauce & Red Pepper Flakes.

Mushroom
w/ Roasted Garlic

Mushrooms with a Sprinkling of
Roasted Garlic.

Vegan
Fake-Ass Pepperoni

(Somehow) Meatless Pepperoni
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.

Vegan
Fake-ASS BBQ Chick’n

Vegan BBQ tossed Chick’n
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.

POPULAR

AF PIES

Available as Whole Pies only

  • Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms and Banana Peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.

  • Extra strength Pepperoni, Mushroom and Sausage.

  • Pepperoni and Sausage. Meat on meat.

  • Thicc-cut, cup and char Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.

  • A complete mess of Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions and extra Cheese.

  • Grabs you by the Green Peppers and Mushrooms…and pulls.

  • Choose from our topping options and build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.

    SAUCE
    (Classic Red, Classic White, Spicy Red)

    CHEESE
    (Classic Pizza Cheese, Vegan Cheese)

    MEAT
    {Pepperoni, Thicc-Ass Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon)

    VEGGIES
    (Basil, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Onions, Green Peppers)