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Classics

Available as Slices or Whole Pies

Pizza of the Week

Season’s Meatings
11/03/25 – 11/16/25

Track 1 of A Very Saucy Crustmas. Red sauce base topped with pizza cheese, cup & char sausage, Italian sausage, and pepperoni ribbons.

Yeah, it’s a little premature—but we couldn’t wait to stuff your face full of meat. The holiday season officially kicks off with this triple-sausage celebration of questionable restraint and undeniable flavor. Consider it your pre-Thanksgiving warm-up (and your first bad decision of the holidays).

Coming Soon

The Gobbler
11/17/25 – 11/30/25

Track 2 of A Very Saucy Crustmas. Ray Ray’s smoked turkey, savory dressing, gravy, pizza cheese, and cranberry sauce on the side.

It’s Thanksgiving without the family drama—unless you count fighting over the last slice. This holiday legend returns to remind you that gratitude tastes best covered in gravy and cheese. So loosen that belt, grab a napkin, and prepare to get Gobbled.

Cheese w/ Fresh Basil

Our Classic Cheese Pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh Basil leaves.

Plain-ass Pepperoni

Pepperoni, sprinkled
with Parmesan cheese.

Spicy-Ass pepperoni

Pepperoni and Banana Peppers,
with Sriracha Sauce & Red Pepper Flakes.

Mushroom
w/ Roasted Garlic

Mushrooms with a Sprinkling of
Roasted Garlic.

Vegan
Fake-Ass Pepperoni

(Somehow) Meatless Pepperoni
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.

Vegan
Fake-ASS BBQ Chick’n

Vegan BBQ tossed Chick’n
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese
& a swirl of Vegan Ranch.

POPULAR AF PIES

Available as Whole Pies only

  • Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms and Banana Peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.

  • Extra strength Pepperoni, Mushroom and Sausage.

  • Pepperoni and Sausage. Meat on meat.

  • Thicc-cut, cup and char Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.

  • A complete mess of Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions and extra Cheese.

  • A full-frontal veggie assault: green peppers, mushrooms, and onions. No meat. No mercy.

  • Choose from our topping options and build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.

    SAUCE
    (Classic Red, Classic White, Spicy Red)

    CHEESE
    (Classic Pizza Cheese, Vegan Cheese)

    MEAT
    {Pepperoni, Thicc-Ass Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon)

    VEGGIES
    (Basil, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Onions, Green Peppers)