Classics

Available as Slices or Whole Pies

Pizza of the Week

THE FESTIVUS
12/16/24 - 12/29/24

A holiday pizza for the rest of us! Honey-glazed ham, fresh spinach, and roasted red peppers come together for a wintery flavor miracle. No pole required, just pure deliciousness.

Coming Soon…

ANIMAL HOUSE
12/30/24 - 01/11/25

As the students return from their holiday breaks, it’s time for double secret Chicken Bacon Ranch! Breaded Chicken, Savory Bacon, on a Creamy Ranch Base is the perfect way to kick off the new year!

Cheese w/ Fresh Basil

Our Classic Cheese Pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh Basil leaves.

Plain-ass Pepperoni

Pepperoni, sprinkled
with Parmesan cheese.

Spicy-Ass pepperoni

Pepperoni and Banana Peppers,
with Sriracha Sauce & Red Pepper Flakes.

Mushroom
w/ Roasted Garlic

Mushrooms with a Sprinkling of
Roasted Garlic.

Vegan
Fake-Ass Pepperoni

(Somehow) Meatless Pepperoni
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.

Vegan
Fake-ASS BBQ Chick’n

Vegan BBQ tossed Chick’n
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.

POPULAR

AF PIES

Available as Whole Pies only

  • Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms and Banana Peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.

  • Extra strength Pepperoni, Mushroom and Sausage.

  • Pepperoni and Sausage. Meat on meat.

  • Thicc-cut, cup and char Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.

  • A complete mess of Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions and extra Cheese.

  • Grabs you by the Green Peppers and Mushrooms…and pulls.

  • Choose from our topping options and build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.

    SAUCE
    (Classic Red, Classic White, Spicy Red)

    CHEESE
    (Classic Pizza Cheese, Vegan Cheese)

    MEAT
    {Pepperoni, Thicc-Ass Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon)

    VEGGIES
    (Basil, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Onions, Green Peppers)