Classics

Available as Slices or Whole Pies

Pizza of the Week

Sizzlin Steak P’zzita
06/30/25 - 07/13/25

Evoking all the same emotions as the smell of a sizzling fajita skillet, this pizza is topped with seasoned steak, red & green peppers, red onions, and pizza cheese all on a succulent fajita sauce base.

Coming Soon

Mac Rib
07/14/25 - 07/27/25

Imagine your favorite backyard BBQ did something illegal and turned into a pizza. That’s the Mac Rib. Mac & cheese, BBQ pork, sweet swirl, fire salt crust, and zero apologies.

Cheese w/ Fresh Basil

Our Classic Cheese Pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh Basil leaves.

Plain-ass Pepperoni

Pepperoni, sprinkled
with Parmesan cheese.

Spicy-Ass pepperoni

Pepperoni and Banana Peppers,
with Sriracha Sauce & Red Pepper Flakes.

Mushroom
w/ Roasted Garlic

Mushrooms with a Sprinkling of
Roasted Garlic.

Vegan
Fake-Ass Pepperoni

(Somehow) Meatless Pepperoni
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.

Vegan
Fake-ASS BBQ Chick’n

Vegan BBQ tossed Chick’n
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.

POPULAR AF PIES

Available as Whole Pies only

  • Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms and Banana Peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.

  • Extra strength Pepperoni, Mushroom and Sausage.

  • Pepperoni and Sausage. Meat on meat.

  • Thicc-cut, cup and char Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.

  • A complete mess of Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions and extra Cheese.

  • Grabs you by the Green Peppers and Mushrooms…and pulls.

  • Choose from our topping options and build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.

    SAUCE
    (Classic Red, Classic White, Spicy Red)

    CHEESE
    (Classic Pizza Cheese, Vegan Cheese)

    MEAT
    {Pepperoni, Thicc-Ass Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon)

    VEGGIES
    (Basil, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Onions, Green Peppers)