Pizza of the Week
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THE POULTRY-GEIST: A BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA
10/26/26 - 11/8/26
It’s heeeeere! Buffalo chicken has been summoned.
Crispy buffalo chicken, red onion, garlic sauce, garlic shake, parsley, and another hit of buffalo sauce—all loaded onto a ranch base. Grab a slice before it heads back to the grave.
THE GOBBLER
11/9/26 - 11/29/26
Columbus’ original Gobbler is back. Ray Ray’s smoked turkey, savory dressing, gravy, and cheese—all piled onto a pizza with cranberry sauce on the side.
It’s the Thanksgiving feast that started the whole damn conversation. Smoky, cheesy, gravy-loaded holiday chaos—with no dry turkey, no forced family small talk, and no waiting until dinner to grab seconds.
FIERY DEATH
10/26/26 - 11/1/26 • Or while supplies last
THE HOTTEST PIZZA ON EARTH.
Hellfire sausage. Ghost pepper. Reaper pepper. Scorpion peppers. This isn’t “kinda spicy.” This is a legally questionable trip through the gates of flavor hell.
Available exclusively at our Grandview shop. A signed waiver is required before ordering.
By The Slice
Always AvailableThe classics. The stuff we’re always slinging.
Slices ready now. Whole pies made fresh to order.
Cheese w/ Fresh Basil
Our classic cheese pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh basil leaves.
Plain-Ass Pepperoni
Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan cheese.
Spicy-Ass Pepperoni
Pepperoni and banana peppers with sriracha sauce & red pepper flakes.
Mushroom w/ Roasted Garlic
Garlic mushrooms with a sprinkling of roasted garlic.
Vegan Fake-Ass BBQ Chick’n
Vegan BBQ tossed chick’n with Selfish Cow vegan cheese & a swirl of vegan ranch.
Vegan Fake-Ass Pepperoni
(Somehow) meatless pepperoni with Selfish Cow vegan cheese.
Popular AF Pies
Always AvailableMade fresh when you order. Like a civilized pizza party.
Not sold by the slice. We know. Tragic.
Mikey’s Favorite
Mikey likes pepperoni, mushrooms & banana peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.
P.M.S.
Extra strength pepperoni, mushroom & sausage.
The Kowalski
Pepperoni and sausage. Meat on meat.
Thicc-Ass Pepperoni
Thicc-cut, cup & char pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan cheese.
The Garbàge
A complete mess of pepperoni, sausage, banana peppers, mushrooms, onions & extra cheese.
The Weggie
A full-frontal veggie assault: green peppers, mushrooms & onions. No meat. No mercy.
Build Your Own
Choose your weapons. Build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.
Sauce +
Cheese +
Meat +
Veggies +
Stix & Sweets
Always AvailableBreadsticks for the salty goblins. Dessert for the sugar gremlins.
Garlicky-Stix
Garlic breadsticks. Hot, buttery, and dangerously snackable.
Cheezy-Stix
Garlic breadsticks with cheese. The upgrade your group chat deserves.
Cinna-Stix
Cinnamon breadsticks. Warm, sweet, and gone before you sit down.
Unicorn Bars
Crispy, marshmallowy, fruity chaos — basically a rice crispy treat that joined a band.
Uni-cookie
Birthday-cake cookie topped with buttercream icing & a reckless amount of sprinkles.