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Available as Slices or Whole Pies

Pizza of the Week

The Meathead
3/2/26 – 3/15/26

The Meathead doesn’t count macros — it counts meat. Stacked with unapologetic amounts of pepperoni, sausage, and meatballs, this slice shows up bigger, louder, and heavier than your pre-workout playlist.

Lift something. Eat something. Regret nothing.

Protein not backed by science. Gains not guaranteed.

Coming Soon

Mac n’ Cheezus
3/16/26 – 3/29/26

Our first ever Pizza of the Week. The original comfort king.

Creamy mac. Melted cheese. Zero distractions.

We’re going back to basics. Bow your head. Take a bite.

Cheese w/ Fresh Basil

Our Classic Cheese Pizza.
Subtly flavored with fresh Basil leaves.

Plain-ass Pepperoni

Pepperoni, sprinkled
with Parmesan cheese.

Spicy-Ass pepperoni

Pepperoni and Banana Peppers,
with Sriracha Sauce & Red Pepper Flakes.

Mushroom
w/ Roasted Garlic

Mushrooms with a Sprinkling of
Roasted Garlic.

Vegan
Fake-Ass Pepperoni

(Somehow) Meatless Pepperoni
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.

Vegan
Fake-ASS BBQ Chick’n

Vegan BBQ tossed Chick’n
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese
& a swirl of Vegan Ranch.

POPULAR AF PIES

Available as Whole Pies only

  • Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms and Banana Peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.

  • Extra strength Pepperoni, Mushroom and Sausage.

  • Pepperoni and Sausage. Meat on meat.

  • Thicc-cut, cup and char Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.

  • A complete mess of Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions and extra Cheese.

  • A full-frontal veggie assault: green peppers, mushrooms, and onions. No meat. No mercy.

  • Choose from our topping options and build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.

    SAUCE
    (Classic Red, Classic White, Spicy Red)

    CHEESE
    (Classic Pizza Cheese, Vegan Cheese)

    MEAT
    {Pepperoni, Thicc-Ass Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon)

    VEGGIES
    (Basil, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Onions, Green Peppers)