Classics
Available as Slices or Whole Pies
Pizza of the Week
Sportsball
3/30/26 – 4/12/26
Buffalo chicken. Mac n’ cheese. Ranch base.
Perfect for late March and early April… when the basketball teams are trying to score touchdowns in the hoop.
Coming Soon
Loaded Pineapple Express
4/13/26 – 4/26/26
Pineapple. Jalapeño. Bacon.
Dreamed up by one of our Piesans during a moment of… clarity.
Cheese w/ Fresh Basil
Our Classic Cheese Pizza.
Subtly flavored with fresh Basil leaves.
Plain-ass Pepperoni
Pepperoni, sprinkled
with Parmesan cheese.
Spicy-Ass pepperoni
Pepperoni and Banana Peppers,
with Sriracha Sauce & Red Pepper Flakes.
Mushroom
w/ Roasted Garlic
Mushrooms with a Sprinkling of
Roasted Garlic.
Vegan
Fake-Ass Pepperoni
(Somehow) Meatless Pepperoni
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.
Vegan
Fake-ASS BBQ Chick’n
Vegan BBQ tossed Chick’n
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese
& a swirl of Vegan Ranch.
POPULAR AF PIES
Available as Whole Pies only
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Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms and Banana Peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.
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Extra strength Pepperoni, Mushroom and Sausage.
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Pepperoni and Sausage. Meat on meat.
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Thicc-cut, cup and char Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.
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A complete mess of Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions and extra Cheese.
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A full-frontal veggie assault: green peppers, mushrooms, and onions. No meat. No mercy.
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Choose from our topping options and build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.
SAUCE
(Classic Red, Classic White, Spicy Red)CHEESE
(Classic Pizza Cheese, Vegan Cheese)MEAT
{Pepperoni, Thicc-Ass Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon)VEGGIES
(Basil, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Onions, Green Peppers)

